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I can not believe how costly women vinyl raincoats & slickers have become.? My girlfriend wanted a new one for a trip south she is taking over the holidays and I thought I would pick one up for her.

Where in Connecticut can I purchase a quality woman's ultrasuede raincoat? I have owned a Roth-LeCover Skinner Ultra Suede woman's raincoat for about 30 years. I love it because it is completely machine washable and dries in the drier. It comes out without a wrinkle. However, after 30 years of use it needs replacing!

Is this a good idea for a short story? I'm planning to write a dark comedic story about a houseful of naive old women who see a man in a raincoat outside and believe the Grim Reaper has come for them. What do you think?

Women's rain coat...where can I find one? I'm going on a trip to Europe soon, and I need to find a good, quality raincoat. I've looked and looked, but cannot find one anywhere! I would prefer a simple, fitted black one. It actually needs to be relatively waterproof - the last one I bought had me soaked in anything more than light/moderate rain. I'll pay up to 200-250 for it if I have to.

Cool looking womens raincoats?? So..they make all these cool looking puddle boots. Example...by Roxy. But I cant seem to come across any cool rain coats. They sure have some cute ones in kids sizes! Has anybody come across any good sites that sell neat looking rain coats for adults?? Below are some examples of patterns in the puddle boots that i'd like to find similar in adult rain coats :D http://www.piperlime.com/browse/product.do?pid=609034012&tid=PLPTPLP&kwid=1 http://www.swell.com/jump.jsp?itemID=6072&itemType=PRODUCT&path=1%2C2%2C5%2C37%2C836&iProductID=6072 http://www.dllrainwear.com/servlet/the-985/Western-Chief--dsh--Women%27s/Detail http://www.dllrainwear.com/servlet/the-1358/Capelli--dsh--Women%27s-Blue/Detail Etc,

heartless things to say to a women in a changing room star if funny? Heartless Things to Say in the Ladies Dressing Room 1. That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? 2. I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday. 3. Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a man... 4. I had a dress like that. My boyfriend made me throw it away because he said it made me look like Edna Everage. 5. Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples... 6. Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me? Yes, YOU 7. Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself 8. Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't. Is the plain, severe and drab' look in this season? 9. Size 12? That's a bit optimistic isn't it? 10. Hi, I'm from Weightwatchers... 11. I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you. All it does is accentuate your roots 12. Excuse me, but since you're obviously colourblind would you like any help? 13. Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that? 14. God, you're fat. Don't you care about yourself? 15. I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm the store detective and I followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really all you...

Is the adult entertainment business catering for females? The days of the raincoat crowd are long gone and adult entertainment being easily accessible without fear of embarrassment and ridicule, this has opened up adult entertainment and made it easy to access for the people who wouldn't have done so before, mainly women is their droves! But does the adult entertainment business give women what they really want?

3 Women, Kinky or what ? 3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 Cm's stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my head and a long black plastic cape. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:......... ... ... ... ... ... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'

3 Women !!? 3 Women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and a mask. He saw me he said: "You are the woman of my life, I love you"... then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, a mask and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything..... but we had wild sex all night. The married one: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: Leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, He says. "Hi Batwoman what's for dinner."

Three women? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night. The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you... then we made love all night long.' The married one then said: 'Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped his fat ass on the couch and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

There were these three women...? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girl said, "the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, six inch stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long". The mistress said, "ah! me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we made wild passionate love all night". The married onesaid, "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door, takes one look and says: "Alright Batman, what's for dinner?"

PVC plastic vinyl raincoats? Where to buy???????? :D? Hi, So i have pretty much looked everywhere..new look, tjhughes, tkmaxx, next, ebay, amazon, h&m, i don't really fancy going to primark btw. I was wondering if anyone knows of a shop where i can get a hooded non transparent, mid-length, patterned pvc mac for a woman? Thank you :) Oh and british shops please thanks!

is this still funny....Three women:? one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

What is considered acceptable dress for a woman in VT? Is just a raincoat okay? I only want to pack one small-carry on bag.

Three women: One engaged,One married and a Mistress..........? They are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: "The other night when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and a mask. When he saw me he said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long. The mistress: "Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say anything.....but we had one wild night." The married one: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself ready- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes home from work, opens the door and says, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

is this the last post...Three women: one engaged, one my wife, and one a mistress? are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." Then my poor had to say: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. Conan came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" yes a repost only posted once priya and you no reply

why is the my last post .....Three women: one engaged, one my wife, and one a mistress? are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." Then my poor had to say: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. Conan came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

are these some pretty heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms... ? That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday. Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a man... I had a dress like that. My boyfriend made me throw it away because he said it made me look like Edna Everage. Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples... Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me? Yes, YOU Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't. Is the plain, severe and drab' look in this season? Size 12? That's a bit optimistic isn't it? Hi, I'm from Weightwatchers... I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you. All it does is accentuate your roots Excuse me, but since you're obviously colourblind would you like any help? Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that? God, you're fat. Don't you care about yourself? I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm the store detective and I followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really all you.

Statistics-multinomial probability and hypergeometric distribution? 1. The probabilities are 0.25, 0.40, and 0.35 that an 18-wheel truck will have no violations, 1 violation, or 2 or more violations when it is given a safety inspection. If 8 trucks are inspected, find the probability that 3 will have no violations, 2 will have 1 violation, and 3 will have 2 or more violations. 2. A die is rolled 4 times. Find the probability of 2 1s, one 2, and one 3. 3. A recent study of robberies for certain geographic region showed an average of one robbery per 20 000 people. In a city of 80 000 people, find the probability of the following: a. No robberies b. One robbery c.2 robberies d. 3 or more robberies 4. In a 400-page manuscript, there are 200 randomly distributed misprints. If a page is selected, find the probability that it has one misprint. 5. A telephone-soliciting company obtains an average of 5 orders per 1000 solicitations. If the company reaches 250 potential customers, find the probability of obtaining at least 2 orders. 6. If 90% of all people between the ages of 30 and 50 drive a car, find these probabilities for a sample of 20 people in that age group. a. Exactly 20 drive a car b. At least 15 drive a car c. At most 15 drive a car 7. If 5 cards are drawn from a deck, find the probability that 2 will be hearts. 8. A board of directors consists of 7 men and 5 women. If a slate of 3 officers is selected, find these probabilities. a. Exactly 2 are men b. All 3 are women c. Exactly 2 are women 9. There are 48 raincoats for sale at a local men's clothing store. 12 are black. If 6 raincoats are selected to be marked down, find the probability that exactly 3 will be black. 10. A youth group has 8 boys and 6 girls. If a slate of 4 officers is selected, find the probability that exactly a. 3 are girls b. 2 are girls c. 4 are boys

statistics-multinomial probability and hypergeometric distribution? 1. The probabilities are 0.25, 0.40, and 0.35 that an 18-wheel truck will have no violations, 1 violation, or 2 or more violations when it is given a safety inspection. If 8 trucks are inspected, find the probability that 3 will have no violations, 2 will have 1 violation, and 3 will have 2 or more violations. 2. A die is rolled 4 times. Find the probability of 2 1s, one 2, and one 3. 3. A recent study of robberies for certain geographic region showed an average of one robbery per 20 000 people. In a city of 80 000 people, find the probability of the following: a. No robberies b. One robbery c.2 robberies d. 3 or more robberies 4. In a 400-page manuscript, there are 200 randomly distributed misprints. If a page is selected, find the probability that it has one misprint. 5. A telephone-soliciting company obtains an average of 5 orders per 1000 solicitations. If the company reaches 250 potential customers, find the probability of obtaining at least 2 orders. 6. If 90% of all people between the ages of 30 and 50 drive a car, find these probabilities for a sample of 20 people in that age group. a. Exactly 20 drive a car b. At least 15 drive a car c. At most 15 drive a car 7. If 5 cards are drawn from a deck, find the probability that 2 will be hearts. 8. A board of directors consists of 7 men and 5 women. If a slate of 3 officers is selected, find these probabilities. a. Exactly 2 are men b. All 3 are women c. Exactly 2 are women 9. There are 48 raincoats for sale at a local men's clothing store. 12 are black. If 6 raincoats are selected to be marked down, find the probability that exactly 3 will be black. 10. A youth group has 8 boys and 6 girls. If a slate of 4 officers is selected, find the probability that exactly a. 3 are girls b. 2 are girls c. 4 are boys

The Powerball lottery is played twice a week in 23 states, the Virgin Islands and the District of Columbia. T? 1.The waiting room for jury selection has 40 women and 30 men to choose from. A jury of 12 is selected from these 70 people, what is the probability that exactly 5 of the jury members will be women? 2.There are 48 raincoats for sale at a local men’s clothing store. Twelve are black. If six raincoats are selected to be marked down, what is the probability that more than three coats will be black? 3.What is the probability of getting a full house in a 5 card poker hand? (Full House is a 3 of a kind and a pair in any order, i.e. 222KK is a full house.) 4.The Powerball lottery is played twice a week in 23 states, the Virgin Islands and the District of Columbia. To play Powerball a participant must purchase a ticket for $1 and then select five numbers from the digits 1 through 55 and a Powerball number from the digits 1 through 42. To determine the winning numbers for each game, lottery officials draw five white balls out of a drum with 55 white balls, and one red ball out of a drum with 42 red balls. To win the jackpot, a participant’s numbers must match the numbers on the five white balls in any order and the number on the red Powerball. If a person only matches the five white balls, but not the Powerball they win $200,000. a)Compute the number of ways to select the five white balls. b)What is the probability of winning a prize of $200,000 by matching the numbers on the five white balls (you have to consider all the ways of not getting the jackpot too). c)What is the probability of winning the Powerball jackpot?

Please Help I.D old Rap/Hip Hop Song? Hey people.......I remember watchin an old skool rap song on Mtv, but I dont know the name of the song and can only remember various parts of the video. The video included - A guy rapping for a fair while - Then a woman in a raincoat started rapping - At one point children were singing in the video - And from what I can remeber it was set in what looked like an old warehouse. Sketchy details I know, but im sure the song is well over a decade old. Can anyone help me tryn find out the name of the tune?? Been trying to find it for years. Thanks x x

Where can I find a cute raincoat? I am looking for a cute raincoat with a hood for myself in juniors or woman's either one. Does anyone know where to get one, please?! (^_^)

what is max age for getting pregnant? what is max.age for pregnancy.I woman sleeps with me,she is 65 but never let me use raincoat.

I need a raincoat that matches these boots....? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170338828512&_trkparms=tab%3DWatching#ebayphotohosting the boots are dark brown with light pink birds and polka dots-the coat needs to be hooded and possibly a dark brown? I've been searching for days and I haven't been able to find ANY :/ I don't even have to have these boots---anyone know of cute resonably priced raincoats with hoods in general for a woman? I'm 5'1 so I like the parka ones, that cut of at the knees? PLEASE HELP : . (

Please read my story and Help Me!!!? I know its pretty long but I would really appreciate it. How can I improve and and when should I start new paragraphs? I don't when to start a new paragraphy correctly. Thanks!! I clumsily staggered into a corner shop, slamming the old wooden door behind me. A screw broke loose and fell to the floor - the only thing that could be heard in the eerie silence. The merciless rain banged frantically on the flimsy wooden frame, but it held firm. I gave a sheepish look to the bemused shopkeeper who had spilt coffee over his newspaper. The old man grunted as he turned away from me and began a frantic search for some paper towels. I heard a high-pitched noise behind me. I swung round only to see a baby wrapped up tightly in a pram, crying. As I looked up, I saw a woman wearing a yellow raincoat from shoulders to ankles. She gave me a burning cold stare; her green raging eyes had a hold on me. I averted my eyesight and quickly picked up a tin of green beans next to me, pretending not to notice her. I slowly crept to the counter where the shopkeeper had settled down in his wooden chair. He was clutching a half torn newspaper and what was left of his coffee. “49p please” he told me. I had a beleaguered look on my face. I had no idea why he was asking me for 49 pence. He nodded towards my waist where I held the tin of beans. “Oh, sorry!” I replied as I fished around in my pockets frantically searching for change. I slammed a 50p coin next to the till, and rushed out of the shop, leaving the beans behind me. I opened the door that I had slammed not a minute ago. Its not the finished version btw What kind of person do you think my character is like? 49 pence is british for about $1

What do you think of this poem? A Moment Remembered The cobbles are black today Smothered in the rain They call to mind a memory A day like today, but long ago A snapshot in time A woman, rushed in her raincoat Hood slipping from her forehead Revealing strands of gray With a hand pulling it back down Absent is a glint of gold A man, suited in black Like a god, swaggering Mindless of mere water For how can it hurt him In the shell of his ego A collision No longer of space and time But of two bodies; two souls A slam, bang, connection of hearts Melded but unknowing Separated soul mates Perfect for each other; ridiculous to all else Crude creations searching for meaning Minds simply tagging along Waiting for the moment reunited (I've entered it in a contest for flashquake magazine. Do you think I have a chance?)

Please Read My Story and Help Me!!? know its pretty long but I would really appreciate it. How can I improve and and when should I start new paragraphs? I don't when to start a new paragraphy correctly. Thanks!! Sorry if in wrong section. I clumsily staggered into a corner shop, slamming the old wooden door behind me. A screw broke loose and fell to the floor - the only thing that could be heard in the eerie silence. The merciless rain banged frantically on the flimsy wooden frame, but it held firm. I gave a sheepish look to the bemused shopkeeper who had spilt coffee over his newspaper. The old man grunted as he turned away from me and began a frantic search for some paper towels. I heard a high-pitched noise behind me. I swung round only to see a baby wrapped up tightly in a pram, crying. As I looked up, I saw a woman wearing a yellow raincoat from shoulders to ankles. She gave me a burning cold stare; her green raging eyes had a hold on me. I averted my eyesight and quickly picked up a tin of green beans next to me, pretending not to notice her. I slowly crept to the counter where the shopkeeper had settled down in his wooden chair. He was clutching a half torn newspaper and what was left of his coffee. “49p please” he told me. I had a beleaguered look on my face. I had no idea why he was asking me for 49 pence. He nodded towards my waist where I held the tin of beans. “Oh, sorry!” I replied as I fished around in my pockets frantically searching for change. I slammed a 50p coin next to the till, and rushed out of the shop, leaving the beans behind me. I opened the door that I had slammed not a minute ago. Its not the finished version btw What kind of person do you think my character is like? 49 pence is british for about $1 lol, lost fan - Its a descriptive story, its meant to be like that!

What's the name of the band and this song? I saw this clip on MTV lately. It's a clip of either a metalband or rockband. Pretty sad they don't show the names in the end. Anyhow. As I don't know the lyrics or the names of the band or song I'll give you some specifics: The vocalist is a female She has red hair The clip plays on a bridge in the pouring rain. The band is on the one side of the bridge and in the end another woman in a (orange, dunno for sure) raincoat walks over the bridge. It's also very windy and it looks like their going to be blown off of the bridge. The clip ends when the 2 women almost touch. Anyone who recognises this song?

Iv just got to thinking is it just me or has sexism actually reversed over time ? i mean think about it its totally acceptable for a woman to wear mens clothing or at least mens clothing styles even in the office its more socially acceptable for them to gay/bi and its, women have ann summers parties if a guy had a sex party man hed be labelled a pervo women have ann summers shops yet if a guy goes to a sex shop hes thought of as the type of guy owns a raincoat ..lol and its way more accepted of women to say stuff like all men are (insert your own adgetive here) its all accepble to portray all men as bumbling retards to objectify them its ok to expect a guy to work and support a woman and so much other stuff i dont know about in america but in england fathers have next to no rights mothers have 99% of the law on their side (if you split up and youve got kids you better start really kissing your ex wifes/partners a** if you wanna see your kid). in one way its a case of turn about is fair play but having never beleived in sexism and as far as im aware iv never treat a woman as anything other than equal so its not really all that fair is it ? just a thought There are more male politicians than female because men tend to be more into politics what youve just said is sexist and uninformed queen of england, maggie thatcher, harriette marmen, mo molum, hilary clinton, sarah palin, linda mcmahon to name a few. you are headed for your first female president so excuse me if i dont talk politics with someone whose biggest worry in life is thelack of a penis.

Please can you help me out? I need to find a women's coat/jacket to go back to school. I want the coat/jacket to be black and i want it to be waterproof. I would also like it fo be fashionable because I'm going to year 11 and for it to be well suitable for school. I would like it to be like a helly hansen raincoat but I want a different coat this year because I've been wearing a helly hansen coat since I was in year 7. Can you please leave the website/link aswell xx

What do you think of this joke on a scale of 1 to 10? Three female friends were having lunch together: a 27-year old mistress, an engaged 22-year old, and a 36-year old married housewife. They were discussing that recently their love life was getting boring, Across the street was a sexy lingerie boutique so after lunch the three went and each bought the same outfit consisting of a black leather bustier, black garter belt w black lace stockings, black leather thong underpants, and a black mask. They all decided to wear the outfits that very night and meet the next morning for breakfast to compare notes. Sure enough, the next morning they eagerly met to discuss the results. The engaged girl said that when her fiance arrived home for dinner, the moment he saw her he scooped her up in his arms and brought her to the bedroom where they made love all night long as he repeatedly told her how beautiful she was and just how very much he loved her. The mistress had a similar story, saying that she visited her lover at his office after hours wearing just a raincoat over her sexy lingerie - and when she dropped the raincoat to the floor, her lover did not say a word - but cleared his desk with one swipe of his arm - and there they had wild s*x for 4 straight hours, The married woman told the others that she too had quite a response: when her husband came home at 6 PM and saw her in the black get-up, he asked, "Hey there, Batman, what's for dinner ?!"

"joke"are you the married woman? > Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting > about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. > That night all three > will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their > eyes. > > > > After a few days they meet up for lunch. > > > > The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he > found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He > saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we > made love all night long. > > > > The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover > at his office and I was > wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes > and a raincoat. When I > opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had > wild sex all night. > > > > The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my > mother's house for the > night. When my husband came home I was wearing the > leather bodice, black > stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As > soon as he came in the door > and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" Kevin ,do you have blonde hair under that hat,just kidding

Question! Are you the type of woman who is all talk and no action? 3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again... The engaged one: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said: 'you are the woman for me, I love you'...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says......... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner

Is this ok for a lad? Im a 28 year old male and want to know is this ok for me or is only for women?http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Rain-Red-Jacket-Anorak-Nylon-Raincoat-Coat-L_W0QQitemZ120675871931QQcategoryZ3002QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp5197.m7QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D4%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6802617980672869117

do you think its bad parenting................? Taking your children walking in the rain? Of course with macs and raincoats Its just it has been raining all day so as the children were bored we went for a walk but i got the most horrible look off a woman from my village my eldest was enjoying herself and the babies were warm and dry the only person suffering was me!!!

a joke from a friend :) i bored so i thought i would post an email i got from a friend .....hope you guys like it :) Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' this one got a good laugh outta me ... glad u guys enjoyed it :)

Read this and it will make you laugh. Married To Long ? Married Too Long: Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner?, Batman' Thought I should put this in the married section lol My husband and I love this one

FUNNIEST MARRIED JOKE I'VE HEARD IN ALONG, LONG TIME. *Please Read* Especially If You're Married =)? Married Too Long: Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner,?Batman?' lol

How funny is this? Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

How would you feel if you were the wife? (JOKE)? ------------------------- Love Lives ------------------------- Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night." The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

Police _______________________? One day, 1 man was murder and you are Police ___ and you examine the dead body. You found out that the he was shot by a pistol, not by knife. So next day, you went outside patrolling and you found some footprints leading to Lady Rose house, and you went in there. The strange man was in the hallway... Then he went out. Next day Rose was murdered and she was shot too... You captured the strange man.. Then you go out and found 2 mans talking about money, so you captured them. Another week gone and you see a strange man with a short beard with a black raincoat... He looks suspicious so you captured him.. Then there was 1 man chasing 1 women, she was screaming for help and you captured the man... So there was 5 peoples in jail.. Who was the muderer??? 2 mans, strange man, a man in a raincoat or Mike???

JOKE --Is it different when your married? IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask ov er my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazy-boy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

What do you think of my joke? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes...After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner

did I make you laugh ? A women wrote......... I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I that have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild night ever. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

Quiz - how many can you get? 1. A nun on a toboggan. = Sister Sledge 2. Get paste from tube. = 3. Elizabeth, Victoria, Mary.... = 4. B.A., B.Sc, B.Eng = 5. Stop Jock and Stop Jock = 6. Dickie, Groucho, Harpo & Zeppo = 7. Babies on the slab = 8. In the desert? Open and pour. = 9. East end revolutionary = 10. Treacherous vicar.= 11. Down below on a peroxide blonde? = 12. Insanity.= 13. Blokes earning a crust.= 14. Young men selling animals.= 15. Pale serpent. = 16. Both of you. = 17. Merlin. = 18. Fanatical about the girl.= 19. Disturb vision. = 20. Prosperous city vermin. = 21. Plasters = 22. In deep trouble = 23. Rub out Mary and Mungos' friend = 24. Preserve reflect on jetty = 25. Gender arms = 26. Dark area caused by Cliff = 27. Hamlet - a female relative = 28. Greenhouse plants = 29. Latest command = 30. spring summer autumn winter! = 31. Passageway containing horse feed = 32. South American Indian Polaroid = 33. Picture house tune = 34. Dark Sunday = 35. Distribute equally = 36. Ham or beef sandwiches = 37. Best pal is a prickly bush = 38. Very warm galaxy = 39. Bird of prey with colic = 40. Hard of hearing wildcat = 41. German with coronary regulators = 42. Raincoat bought near Blackpool = 43. Dorothy's dog = 44. Unemployment Card = 45. Several raincoats found in cemetry = 46. Throttlers = 47. Clergyman in long dress = 48. Georgeous but not Northern = 49. Dangerous flowers = 50. Small avalanche = 51. First man and insect = 52. Thunderbolt from which grass grows = 53. Through the mirror - splash it all over = 54. Refinement association = 55. Back faucet = 56. Crying over phobias = 57. Queen of slimming world = 58. Seeboard bulb band = 59. William's vacation = 60. Ol' blue eyes of to make a movie = 61. Funpark magnetic effect = 62. Aviation strikers = 63. Uncomplicated Russian = 64. Charge this man for watching a celestial body = 65. Oxygen cylinder = 66. Man Friday's partner smouldering = 67. Genuflect for a gem = 68. Headgear not for woman on loan pending sale = 69. Posh dance in German prison = 70. Fashionable assembly = 71. Wild urban evangelists = 72. Parents = 73. What you get going out in the rain three times = 74. Not what they seem = 75. Sent for porrige = 76. Tough well to do mountain face = 77. Depressed Evertonians = 78. They are black and work with metal = 79. Spanish heavyweight in WC = 80. Orleans maid swaps her protective shield =

Do South Africans engage in erotic pleasures ? Especially on white flag day ? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4 inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the only woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said: "What's for dinner Batman ?''

Why do you stay single? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.. The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long. The mistress: "Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything..but we had wild sex all night." The married one, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: "Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?"

Hows my joke? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes. A few days later. The engaged girl said: "The other night, when my man came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my Dreams, I love you. Then we made love all night long." The mistress said: The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married lady said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, Flopped into the recliner and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

Married life? funny or not? Ah married life 3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:...... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner...?'

Married Life? 3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again... The engaged one: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said: 'you are the woman for me, I love you'...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says......... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner

Are some people using child rape as a peg on which to hang their own prejudices? Anyone playing politics with the rape of children is an enemy of children. The reports is yet another one about CHILDREN being sexually abused, in the UK, by a variety of people, mostly men, the huge majority of whom are people close to the child - father, step father, mother's boy friend etc. This has been going on as long as anyone alive can remember. The comments here show how people will talk about anything else to avoid facing this and doing anything about it. Many women I know actively campaign against burkhas, illegal female circumcision and men now have a wonderful escape in blaming ASIAN men. Children in the UK who are sexually abused in the homes are often, for their safety, taken from their homes (rather than the abuser) and placed in foster homes and Local Authority "Care" where again they are frequently abused. Children who have been "in care", many of whom have been sexually abused, will end up homeless on the streets, in prison, with severe drug and alcohol problems and a tendency to self harm and suicide. So little has changed in the last 50 years. All the evidence is there. Why do we as a society refuse to recognise these facts ? Because we feel so much happier if we can plame perverts, the man in the raincoat in the park, and now young Asian men who have no regard for white women? Paedophile ring in Cornwall 'abused at least 30 girls' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-11839816 Police smash paedophile ring http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/police-smash-paedophile-ring-2144676.html Where was your voice of outcry and disgust when Darren Francis was convicted? Or Nigel Hesmondhalgh? Or Andrew Wells and Ian Hindle? Well at least they were "thrown out of the party" when their crimes came to light, I suppose. Whoopdidoop. Oh and dont forget to mention paedos within the BNP: http://www.chris-uk.org/paedophiles-in-the-bnp Meanwhile charities like the NSPCC has hyped child abuse in order to raise its profile (and cash) and reflect of the actual outcome on general society's attitude to young children - fathers now being unwilling to change a child's nappy, grandfathers being wary of taking grand children to the park, etc. All perfectly normal activites, but now sexualised in the minds of the public by the likes of NSPCC. Child abuse is child abuse, regardless of the context. While social workers were busy interrogating kids about black candles and whether Mummy and Daddy ate babies (Satanic abuse was "exposed as a major problem" by some nutty fundamentalist Christian social workers in the 1980s) Fred West was attracting no attention from the authorities, and genuine cases of children being labelled as witches and abused and murdered by their families was completely ignored until Victoria Climbie's death. Helen S: Your calls for "retribution" speak different volumes when a certain section of society is mentioned. "some think they're above it and play various cards like religion or race". Should we also not mention the fact that a certain religion has been covering up their own abuse of children for years, just for the sake of political correctness and because sensitive souls don't like to hear the painful truth? Or is it just ethnicity that you are concerned with? Grooming is nothing new. The Catholic Church grooms children, and it has been the basis of its survival. 'Give me the child until the age of seven, and we own the adult' type of thing openly admitted in the past. It is no wonder a few took such grooming further, such mental control is their whole purpose.

Where is a good place to find a vinyl or plastic raincoat for women? I want it to be something cute. like not solid colors or brown or black and I cant seem to find them anywhere!! Help!!! :D thanks for the replys.. tried target and the review for the one i liked were not good at all! bummer! and i like the ones at old navy too but i think those are a little too thin then i was looking for

does this sound good? in the center of the small room was a desk with a grey haired woman sitting behind it. Her glasses were perched on the tip of her nose and her lips painted a bright red. “Hello,” she chimed in her British accent. “Come in.” I approached her desk, and set my bags on the floor. “Hi,” I said, stuttering. “I…I, um, I’m new.” She smiled. “What is your name Miss?” “Kelsi Harlow.” She nodded, stood up, and walked to a massive filing cabinet behind her. She flipped through a stack of papers on her desk, stopping when she found what she was looking for. “Yes, here we are,” she said, pulling out a large, tan envelope. “Kelsi Harlow, year 12.” “Actually, I am in grade eleven, not twelve.” I said, interrupting her. The woman laughed. “Oh sweetie, your Canadian years are different than us English. Year twelve is equivalent to your grade eleven.” I suddenly felt really stupid and looked down at my shoes. I was wearing my favorite converse sneakers as a good- bye gesture, since I would never be able to wear them again with the strict dress code here. “Your room assignment is in here, as well as your schedule,” she said. “Your reading and studding material, as well as your school uniform is already in your room.” I looked at her not quite sure what to do next, seeing as I had no idea where to go from here. “Oh, sorry, let me get you a map of the campus.” The woman reached into yet another filing cabinet and handed me a large piece of paper. “There you are. Good luck, Kelsi!” “Thanks,” I muttered as I examined the map, trying to make since of it. Once I got outside, it was still raining- No surprise there- I walked down a cobblestone walkway that weaved all around the campus. There were students running everywhere, trying to get out of the rain and to their classes. I noticed that the girl’s were wearing dark green and navy plaid skirts, cardigans with the school crest on them, stockings, and penny loafers. The boys were wearing collared shirts with green and navy ties loosened around their neck, and navy trousers. Everyone was wearing a raincoat with the school logo. Well, everyone but me. I followed the map until I was standing in front of a smaller stone building. The stone was a light grey and just as much ivy was growing up the walls as the main building. Above the wood door was a sign that read ‘St. Anne’s Girls Dormitory’. I pushed through the door into a hallway that smelt of floral, and citrus. I walked up a flight of stairs and down a corridor until I came to a door with the number 616 on it. I pulled out my key the office gave me and opened the door. all crtisism is appreciated :) if u have any ideas, i will thank you in advance :) wow, thank you very much :) its great to know some facts about where the story took place. I tried to google, and such, but obviously it didnt help much. anyway, thank you, i would really like to make it good as it can be:)

Is this not brilliant? 3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend: "the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild s-x all night The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes..my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says..Alright Batman, Wots for Dinner

How funny is this? Email forward...? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes... ... The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" I haven't laughed that hard at an email forward in forever... Too funny...

Now that the sex industry is well established in Britain,we will see massage parlours on every High Street,? LIKE THE CLUBS WHERE long raincoat's aren't a requirement anymore to view a woman's v-agina in strip clubs on our High Streets,now with top footballers promoting prostitutes and their wives/partners silently voting in silence and Britain's moral's fast disappearing,maybe this business will be taxed now and they can place averts for new recruits in job centres,"interesting position openings for adventurous fun loving caring young females" and H&S RULES can be introduced to ensure their health and safety,l SHABBY why hide it anymore,why should anything be shameful,it's only sex,lets open up and no more stigma attached to it like stripclubs were once,now men and women openly visit it them so why not prostitutes with the women sat in shop front windows like in Germany with adverts saying promoted by Manchester football players," A GOAL EVERYTIME,ITS A SURE WINNER FOR ME"

A couple funnies perhaps? How Relationships Change Over Time Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready-- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.....(I will post then finish) ......My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: "Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?" *************Another one?********** The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! - This goes out to "Harry B" who commented on Al Gore inventing the internet....you make me laugh. You do not pay very close attention to what happens in the world and what some of the US political figures say in press conferences. Tell you what....you go back and watch all of the Al Gores speeches/answers and you will figure out where my comment came from. Thank you for shopping at Walmart.

Is this true about child sex offenders? How the justice was done in this case? I posted this once before but it was very odd time (2 a.m.) so posting it at more suitable time. If you have seen this please bare with me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sentence awarded: No Jail Time 3 Years' House Arrest 7 Years' Probation Relevant part of article: Sex offender treatment such as that dictated for Debra Lafave is important, Duncan said. Treatment techniques, however, were tailored for male offenders, a problem because as many as 38 percent of sex offenders are women. "Women have a different denial system," Duncan said. It is harder for female sex offenders to admit they did something wrong. Society reinforces this with the stereotype that young boys are willing participants. "Her being a beautiful woman also goes toward her denial," Duncan said. "She doesn't fit [the image of] the dirty old man on the street in a raincoat." How the justice was done? Complete article: http://news.tbo.com/news/MGBL1FT6DGE.html It would be great to know the opinion of “proud to be woman" who thinks all men are rapist...... Oops.........typo .........BEAR with me ricky, I don't understand how your answer is reverent to my question. Please advise....

When you consider the recent revelations re:? When you consider the recent revelations re: " Lech " Letterman's skirt chasing exploits involving much younger women ; does it make you wonder how many other young women he knocked up since the time that he started dating his current wife over 20 years ago ? Do you think " Lech " may have tried to hit on any of Bristol's classmates ? Do you think any of Bristol's classmates told her " Be glad you didn't see this dirty old man in a raincoat flashing his tiny penis & ranting about you and your mom. He had this funny spaced out smile and was singing some song about ' Thank heaven for little girls ' " ? Sadcat -I wish you had reminded Letterman that he was an entertainer before he started kissing Obama's butt and making vile and disgusting attacks & lies against the Palin family

Transformative effects of marriage on the Y-chromosome? Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman for me, I love you...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I wore the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the coat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one said: "Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. "My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped on the couch said, "Hey Batman, whats for dinner?"

At 32 yrs old I have neither job nor marriage what to do? I feel so bad that I have to resign from this job of medical representative as it is taking a toll on my health. I am not getting any job satisfaction neither I enjoyed doing this job for the last 5 yrs. Now i want to get into IT or something decent in-house job. Will i be able to get a job? I work in a pharma company as a medical representative and I feel am being harassed there as the General Manager/Country Head of this company is none other than my own brother-in-law .And he is torturing me and making me unsuccessful in my life and career for last several years.I am, or, have been misguided into this profession.Even in case of marriage my parents r conspiring with them( with my sister & b.i.l.). Actually my parents started misbehaving with me after i left my full time MBA in 2003.so i retaliated that i left MBA due to ragging (i went to a small town called meerut leaving Calcutta,my hometown) ,so I often had fight with them and in the process i got angered and broke things in the house ,used verbal slang against all including neighbors and relatives . They told bad things about me to all these people and make me a boycotted person.I now dont have any friends and in my locality no one talks to me. When i call someone of my relatives or any batch mates of yester years they after hearing my story never takes my phone again.I feel like a ostracized ,miseried person. So they dont want to give me marriage. I am presently doing MBA from Sikkim manipal and also a sap course. The SAP institute assured me of giving chance in interview calls but no job guarantee. I desperately want to change my pharma sales line and dont want any sales job anymore in the future. I am B.Sc.(Physics,Chem & maths ) pass course graduate under old mode(10+2+2 system) from Calcutta University. I really cant take the pressure of this job anymore & feel like I will get heart attack or stroke anytime in the field or that i will feign on the streets.Then what will happen to me? Furthermore i ride a heavy bike which makes it difficult to handle with a manager sitting behind & lots of items like a bag on my shoulder. a tie to be worn which makes it pathetic all the time under such hot weather conditions in India particularly Calcutta.And in rainy season u have to manage a raincoat as well !! I seem to perspire so profusely. Ufff!!! I cant continue, it's a horrible job. And in fact my brother-in-law's major fault is that he shouldn't have got me into this job and ruined my career.He should have given me right advice .What u friends say? Is this not a conspiracy? And another reason is that they do illegal things which they want to hide so my parents do these. I mean they dont have any kids and my sister got aborted 3 times as she had miscarriage so i feel they went for some surrogate mother in Jaipur or Delhi or from Kolkata( I am not sure but she might be a Bengali woman and very sexy too).This could be another reason. Today i have decided to file my resignation.But i am afraid as my parents and others say that i am not going to get any other job as I dream of. I feel my parents r biggest ill wishers & that its a conspiracy that I am unmarried. It seems the whole Indian system preplanned this for me and treats me as if i am a devil!! I too wanted to get married while doing this job but when i go to the field i cant tolerate the fact that i have become a salesman.This realization i didn't had for so many years. I feel very low self esteemed I dont know why after so many years i have this feeling.I should have quit this job quite long back ,in my initial years when i was younger.Actually when i go & see young or matured couples , or in doctor chambers I feel very disgusted upon me I dont get the motivation to do this job anymore.I realize that i have become poor and getting poorer & older everyday. Also no rich or good looking woman will marry me & even if i have a chance my parents r ruining all my chances of getting married to a good female.Also at this age it is difficult to get good woman as most normal l woman gets married by 28 or 30.And most attractive Indian Bengali female get settled by 25. My mother daily curses me that since i am a failure i should commit suicide.My father discourages me saying there is no way left or it is too late. But i can't or dont want to leave my house as I can't leave the security of my home in spite of their misbehavior and all this hostile environment around me & lack of scope .We have our own house in good locality in south kolkata.(Sorry I tell all the details here). Whats more I have no girlfriend to share my sorrows with whereas I find local guys some even not properly employed getting good looking gals and marrying them. most of them r supporters of some political party and having some shop in the locality.It makes me angry as well as jealous on my luck or plight. I too read in a good English medium school and all my peers r well established or abroad doing But I dont have money to go abroad or anyone to finance me.

I am 33 yrs old I have neither job nor marriage should i continue this horrible job? I feel so bad that I have to resign from this job of medical representative as it is taking a toll on my health. I am not getting any job satisfaction neither I enjoyed doing this job for the last 5 yrs. Now i want to get into IT or something decent in-house job. Will i be able to get a job? I work in a pharma company as a medical representative and I feel am being harassed there as the General Manager/Country Head of this company is none other than my own brother-in-law .And he is torturing me and making me unsuccessful in my life and career for last several years.I am, or, have been misguided into this profession.Even in case of marriage my parents r conspiring with them( with my sister & b.i.l.). I have a total work experience of near to 5 years in 2 pharma companies.In both the companies I got the chance because of my b.i.l.(brother-in-law) who was in top management. Actually my parents started misbehaving with me after i left my full time MBA in 2003.so i retaliated that i left MBA due to ragging (i went to a small town called meerut leaving Calcutta,my hometown) ,so I often had fight with them and in the process i got angered and broke things in the house ,used verbal slang against all including neighbors and relatives . They told bad things about me to all these people and make me a boycotted person.I now dont have any friends and in my locality no one talks to me. When i call someone of my relatives or any batch mates of yester years they after hearing my story never takes my phone again.I feel like a ostracized ,miseried person. So they dont want to give me marriage. I am presently doing MBA from Sikkim manipal and also a sap course. The SAP institute assured me of giving chance in interview calls but no job guarantee. I desperately want to change my pharma sales line and dont want any sales job anymore in the future. I am B.Sc.(Physics,Chem & maths ) pass course graduate under old mode(10+2+2 system) from Calcutta University. I really cant take the pressure of this job anymore & feel like I will get heart attack or stroke anytime in the field or that i will feign on the streets.Then what will happen to me? Furthermore i ride a heavy bike which makes it difficult to handle with a manager sitting behind & lots of items like a bag on my shoulder. a tie to be worn which makes it pathetic all the time under such hot weather conditions in India particularly Calcutta.And in rainy season u have to manage a raincoat as well !! I seem to perspire so profusely. Ufff!!! I cant continue, it's a horrible job. And in fact my brother-in-law's major fault is that he shouldn't have got me into this job and ruined my career.He should have given me right advice .What u friends say? Is this not a conspiracy? And another reason is that they do illegal things which they want to hide so my parents do these. I mean they dont have any kids and my sister got aborted 3 times as she had miscarriage so i feel they went for some surrogate mother in Jaipur or Delhi or from Kolkata( I am not sure but she might be a Bengali woman and very sexy too).This could be another reason. Today i have decided to file my resignation.But i am afraid as my parents and others say that i am not going to get any other job as I dream of. I feel my parents r biggest ill wishers & that its a conspiracy that I am unmarried. It seems the whole Indian system preplanned this for me and treats me as if i am a devil!! I too wanted to get married while doing this job but when i go to the field i cant tolerate the fact that i have become a salesman.This realization i didn't had for so many years. I feel very low self esteemed I dont know why after so many years i have this feeling.I should have quit this job quite long back ,in my initial years when i was younger.Actually when i go & see young or matured couples , or in doctor chambers I feel very disgusted upon me I dont get the motivation to do this job anymore.I realize that i have become poor and getting poorer & older everyday. Also no rich or good looking woman will marry me & even if i have a chance my parents r ruining all my chances of getting married to a good female.Also at this age it is difficult to get good woman as most normal l woman gets married by 28 or 30.And most attractive Indian Bengali female get settled by 25. My mother daily curses me that since i am a failure i should commit suicide.My father discourages me saying there is no way left or it is too late. But i can't or dont want to leave my house as I can't leave the security of my home in spite of their misbehavior and all this hostile environment around me & lack of scope .We have our own house in good locality in south kolkata.(Sorry I tell all the details here). Whats more I have no girlfriend to share my sorrows with whereas I find local guys some even not properly employed getting good looking gals and marrying them. in the locality.It makes me angry as well as jealous on my luck or plight. I too read in a good English medium school and all my peers r well established or abroad doing good job. And I have very small savings ( i wasted my savings money on eating out and going to movies, majority on my bike and spending on various educational courses etc). Now i am left with very less finance. So under such condition should I do this dreadful job and get married? Sorry ignore the earlier details (Yahoo pls add a delete option to these add details section) most of them r supporters of some political party and having some shop in the locality.It makes me angry as well as jealous on my luck or plight. I too read in a good English medium school and all my peers r well established or abroad doing good job. And I have very small savings ( i wasted my savings money on eating out and going to movies, majority on my bike and spending on various educational courses etc). Now i am left with very less finance. So under such condition should I do this dreadful job and get married?

The effects of Marriage on the Y chromosome. Opinions please? Three women one engaged one married a one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.... The engaged one said "The other night, when my boyfriend came home he found me in the leather bodice 4" stilletos and mask. He said you are the woman of my life I love you then we made love all night long. The mistress statedThe other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice mega stilettos mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoathe didn't say a word we just had wild sex all night. The married one then said I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night I got myself ready leather bodice super stilletos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work grabbed the TV remote and a beer and said "Hey Batman what's for dinner ?

Is it wrong to look at cleavage? Alright, I don't want this to turn into some pervy dealio, but I must ask: Is it wrong to look at a woman's cleavage? Specifically, butt cleavage. Here's what happened: I was at Lowe's, doing a little "Hank Hill" action, lookin' for a blend of grass seed that was evenly split between Fescue & Kentucky Bluegrass, when this lady crouches down in front of me. So I step back a bit, to give her some room, and quickly notice that she has some seriously low-riding capris on. So, like right there in front of me, is 3-4 inches of butt crack (nice butt crack, not plumber). Now we just got spring/summer weather here...prior to this, it's been parkas and raincoats and Amish gear...and the flesh is just starting to make its appearance. So maybe that's why it caught my eye. Anyway, I'm checking out this butt cleavage for a second or two and BAM!, she looks up and catches me. Of course, I averted my eyes and walked off all nonchalant (or, tool-like)...but later, I felt bad for checking her out. So, if a woman purposely wears clothing that will show off cleavage (top or bottom), is it wrong to look? Mind you, not stare, but definitely look? PS: I'm not sure "Relationships" was the best place to ask this, but the only other thing that fit was "Home & Garden" (Lowe's).