Italia Jackets

There were these three women...?

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girl said, "the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, six inch stilettos and mask. He saw me and said, 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long". The mistress said, "ah! me too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we made wild passionate love all night". The married onesaid, "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door, takes one look and says: "Alright Batman, what's for dinner?"

Public Comments

1. thats hilarious
2. I shouldn't, but I am- LOL!
3. lmao!!!
4. friggen hillarious
5. heard it before but its still hilarious =]
6. LOL he got 2 much of sex 4 a day
7. OMG. That was unbelievably funny. My co-worker thinks I'm going off. That's good. Star for you.
8. lol! Loved it, thanks! :-)
9. LMAO!! such a plain hubby
10. lmao!!=]] poor wifey...lol...
11. Haha this was posted awhile ago and it still gets me!
12. Nice one!!
13. koolness.=]
14. lol omg THATS 2 FUNNY!!!!!
15. yes very good thanks
16. lol! rele funny! ill be laughing all day now :)
17. Haha... very funny!
18. I used to be a mistress to a 55 year old man.... do NOT be a mistress!!!!! I'm 22 and he is 55... I had the affair 2 years until his wife found out and my parents and ended it!