Italia Jackets

are these some pretty heartless things to say to a women in dressing rooms... ?

That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday. Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a man... I had a dress like that. My boyfriend made me throw it away because he said it made me look like Edna Everage. Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples... Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me? Yes, YOU Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't. Is the plain, severe and drab' look in this season? Size 12? That's a bit optimistic isn't it? Hi, I'm from Weightwatchers... I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you. All it does is accentuate your roots Excuse me, but since you're obviously colourblind would you like any help? Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that? God, you're fat. Don't you care about yourself? I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm the store detective and I followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really all you.

Public Comments

1. What about...... Not many people suit a cubicle
2. is them your grannys nickers?
3. Uh yeah? I wouldn't apply for a job in retail any time soon, the mystery shop video would be horrendous!
4. looks like you caught my sensible side... cruel. not just heartless.
5. .................................................................uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum i have to think
6. Oh you can be so cruel and heartless, what a joke. I have to admit there were a couple (well maybe more) of them that would fit my shape and size. Still funny though have a star and 10 out of 10 for them. I bet there are a few ladies viewing this joke that will have to be honest and say they have thought some of those things but not said them aloud.
7. Funny! I have actually thought some of these.
8. definitely u r not a girl are u???
9. like the last one lol :)
10. haha funny :)
11. lol '*whistle*if there were an award for what the hell were they thinking...'
12. HA HA! THOSE ARE SO FUNNY!