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"joke"are you the married woman?

> Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting > about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. > That night all three > will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their > eyes. > > > > After a few days they meet up for lunch. > > > > The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he > found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He > saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we > made love all night long. > > > > The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover > at his office and I was > wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes > and a raincoat. When I > opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had > wild sex all night. > > > > The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my > mother's house for the > night. When my husband came home I was wearing the > leather bodice, black > stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As > soon as he came in the door > and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?" Kevin ,do you have blonde hair under that hat,just kidding

Public Comments

1. i would not know but i rekon its funny.
2. :D
3. haha im sending that to my mom and sister..lol
4. heard it before..still make me laugh!
5. hehehehehheheheh very gud!!!poor married woman!!cant stop laughing
6. thats funny
7. Did not get the last part..
8. lol funniest joke I heard in a while!!
9. that's really funny! never heard that be4!! good job!