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Question! Are you the type of woman who is all talk and no action?

3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again... The engaged one: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said: 'you are the woman for me, I love you'...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says......... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner

Public Comments

1. Sounds like my husband! Thanks for the laugh.(Where do you get a leather bodice from?)
2. LOVE it! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. lol shouldn't this be in jokes and riddles?
4. FUNNY ! That's about right. Tonight the husband came through the door and said, "Just so you know, I did not eat lunch today. I hope Dinner isn't too late." A way to a married man's heart is not through his eyes.
5. i dressed in sexy underwear from a well known party planner walked into room and he started to laugh and told me to get them off and stop being stupid that ended me buying anything like that again
6. not really
7. stilettos huh........hmmm.
8. You should know by now that I am not any type of woman. There is absolutely no way a woman could get as ugly as I am in one lifetime.
9. Hahahaha!!!!! That is the response I would expect from my hubby! Chuckles!!
10. Thanks for the laugh Suzie !!!
11. Suzie, with men it's either about food or television!