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a joke from a friend :)

i bored so i thought i would post an email i got from a friend .....hope you guys like it :) Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?' this one got a good laugh outta me ... glad u guys enjoyed it :)

Public Comments

1. that is really good and funny.
2. it's gr8
3. Good joke I wish my mrs would dress up as batman to cook dinner sometimes Its so sexy!!
4. boom-tish! :-)
5. lol hilarious
6. LOL. I like it. OO
7. thats too funny
8. moral of the story, never get married
9. Yeah....we all did..Funnieeeee!!!