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Read this and it will make you laugh. Married To Long ?

Married Too Long: Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner?, Batman' Thought I should put this in the married section lol My husband and I love this one

Public Comments

1. Funny! : )
2. Hilarious!!!! :) I needed that laugh today - thanks.
3. Thank you that was hilarious!
4. lol very cute
5. aw :)
6. lol
7. Funny, this is one I'll definitely have to share.
8. haha wow that was pretty funny lol
9. i dunno, i thought cat woman looked pretty hot, lol
10. This married man wouldn't be thinking about dinner! ! ! ! 11 years of marriage and I would LOVE to come home to that ! ! ! ! ! !
11. How funny and oh so true! Thanks for the laugh.