Italia Jackets - FUNNIEST MARRIED JOKE I'VE HEARD IN ALONG, LONG TIME. *Please Read* Especially If You're Married =)?

FUNNIEST MARRIED JOKE I'VE HEARD IN ALONG, LONG TIME. Please Read Especially If You're Married =)?

Married Too Long: Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. A few days later they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner,?Batman?' lol

Public Comments

Hahaha! I love it!
lol cause she's married
LOL!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!
Go on. Laugh at us. As if being married isn't hard enough!! ;-) Nice one.
amazing... so what was there for dinner batman?? ;)
best laugh ive had all day <star>