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How funny is this?

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'

Public Comments

1. knee slapper
2. taotally wicked very funny lol
3. well... not so funny.... sorry
4. lol!
5. 3 of 10
6. hahah thats pretty funny =]
7. :) not that funny, but made me smile.
8. Thats funny but not thaaaaaat funay, i got a good laugh tho
9. Now that is the truth!
10. That got me laughin lol lol lol
11. I can't decide which is funnier, the joke - which was good - or your screen name.
12. lol
13. very funny.!!!!
14. the joke is kind of catchy. not all that funny neither.
15. I don't get it. Well, I do. But it's not funny.
16. omg that was funny lol if i remember it im gonna repeat it lol
17. Funny! 100!
18. heard it before about a trillion times but its still funny =]
19. Gettin a great mental picture
20. How sweet for the married woman. Its actually kind of sad.
21. kinda funny
22. not a dam thing "Robin".....
23. he had sex will two of them and i think that was enough 4 him