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How would you feel if you were the wife? (JOKE)?

------------------------- Love Lives ------------------------- Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers. After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes. The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long." The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night." The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'"

Public Comments

  1. Haha, that's a classic.
  2. he's a b*st*rd! see it doesnt pay to get married! (lol, it is funny though!)
  3. haha ha lol
  4. ha ha awesome
  5. HAHAHA, u never cease 2 make me laugh Caspian Queen :))
  6. haha classical
  7. This reminds me of when I answered the door to my hubby in sexy under-ware - he took one look and laughed....The honeymoon was over!
  8. He he he.....
  9. Best Ever!!!!
  10. Good one M8... Wanna hear a real good joke? I just graduated from: James Street Cooking School Fortitude Valley, Brisbane City I can now cook. And I don't burn anything anymore. He he he.....
  11. Ha ha One day Justice will be served
  12. lmao you made me lol.
  13. Ha ha ha.....I believed that's not my WIFE! Coz My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. " " " " " " " " " " " " " Then she warned me not to wear her clothes anymore.
  14. Haha, that's so great! xx-Cody If I were that wife, I think I would be insulted, and not give him anything for a few days or something like that.
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