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Do South Africans engage in erotic pleasures ? Especially on white flag day ?

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4 inch stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the only woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long." The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said: "What's for dinner Batman ?''

Public Comments

  1. AND.. she replied "It's passion pie but it's gone cold."
  2. Whahaha - top stuff boet.... Kinky is using a feather , Erotic is using the whole chicken...
  3. LMAO, Whohooo!!!
  4. great one thanks for that.
  5. (^_^) I will not try it - ek wil nie die goeie man n' hartaanval gee van skok nie
  6. Some men are so doff! I once put chocolate on the side of my mouth so my bf could sweetly lick it off... he tossed me a dish rag and said "wipe your face you look dirty".... I wonder what a dominatrix outfit will get me
  7. Batman...BatMAN? I had no idea...how many years have you been living in the closet! In that case what are YOU whipping up for dinner?
  8. U dirty,dumb fat wanker!
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