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Why do you stay single?

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.. The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long. The mistress: "Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything..but we had wild sex all night." The married one, "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: "Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?"

Public Comments

1. that is what you call a typical man.... who needs them
2. Oh right, and this is what happens in every marriage is it?
3. So thats who batman is
4. hehe thats funny and so true!!
5. ahhahhhaaa, pure genius :)
6. haha funny kinda true . the longer you are with someone the less spark and excitement there is.
7. LOL..... A great way to cheer up my day!Thanks =]
8. unfortunately so true. but you forgot one thing - he would also say where is the tv remote!
9. love this - and after two marriages - I am single - says it all really
10. after reading this I want an affair lol
11. Poor man. Maybe he had a bad day at the office, or maybe he already had a visit in the office...
12. Ha Ha Ha, very good. Is it not true that ' die pad na 'n man se hart is deur sy maag' .. Thank you for the laugh.
13. You said it, Redhead, best to stay single. Good joke, thanks.
14. A knuckle sandwich?
15. I wish my wife'd dress up like Batman... What's sex?
16. hahaha nyc one
17. HAHA!!! I love this!! Thanks... Excuse me while I send this to my girls!! LOL
18. He been robbin´ you.