Italia Jackets

Hows my joke?

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes. A few days later. The engaged girl said: "The other night, when my man came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my Dreams, I love you. Then we made love all night long." The mistress said: The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night." The married lady said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, Flopped into the recliner and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"

Public Comments

1. HILARIOUS!
2. ..Lol
3. hahaha.
4. There is more then one use for a stiletto heel..........LMAO
5. thats real funny i like it
6. Now that's funny!
7. you may have just solved the mystery of why christian bale assaulted his mom and sister added detail: a TD...i wondered what took so long.
8. yeah thats pretty funny