Italia Jackets

Married Life?

3 women: one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again... The engaged one: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettos and mask. When he saw me he said: 'you are the woman for me, I love you'...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says......... 'Alright Batman, what's for dinner

Public Comments

1. haha . yeah . the engaged one was best of ! =] sweet joke . i smiled .
2. someone has been married way to long. But it was a good one.
3. Ahhh lol thank you for telling me what married life will be like :P
4. Great one, I like a good giggle before 9, that's set me up for the day!
5. Gawd...how true is that!!! Thanks for the giggle...it was a good one!
6. I know a guy in love with Batman.
7. Good one! :D
8. lol.that is funny..
9. another good one :-)
10. listen to this: Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man --- So that you will love them. Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man --- So that they will love you.
11. Ha ha no wonder married men never get any!! lol! :-)))
12. Very funny one - typical man - sounds like someone I know :( JJ, you haven't lost your humour - welcome back! 8)
13. That is marriage in a nutshell!!!
14. Pmsl! love it 10/10
15. lolz sounds familiar! lolz
16. haha, I can so relate to that!
17. ha ha ha and yet another good one!! LOL *
18. Hhahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa......fantastic......the master returns....lmao welcome home Jim
19. ♫♪ haha very funny! =) ♪♫
20. That's marriage allright! Where the only way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Welcome back Jim
21. Great to see you! You made me laugh! As usual !! lol ♥
22. Brilliant!