Italia Jackets

A couple funnies perhaps?

How Relationships Change Over Time Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a black leather bra, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me and said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long. The mistress: Ah! Me, too. The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night. The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready-- leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.....(I will post then finish) ......My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: "Hi, Batman! What's for dinner?" *************Another one?********** The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! - This goes out to "Harry B" who commented on Al Gore inventing the internet....you make me laugh. You do not pay very close attention to what happens in the world and what some of the US political figures say in press conferences. Tell you what....you go back and watch all of the Al Gores speeches/answers and you will figure out where my comment came from. Thank you for shopping at Walmart.

Public Comments

1. Heard the cops one before - one of my favs! Thanks for the reminder!
2. yeap. nice one. gimme more
3. lol i like tht one
4. Police are some of the worst criminals. I think you have to do a gang initiation to get in.
5. HAHAHA!!! Good one, haven't heard the police one yet, thanks.
6. AL GORE didnt fucking invent the Fucking internet U fucking Retard
7. Funny thanks for sharing :)