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heartless things to say to a women in a changing room star if funny?

Heartless Things to Say in the Ladies Dressing Room 1. That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? 2. I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday. 3. Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a man... 4. I had a dress like that. My boyfriend made me throw it away because he said it made me look like Edna Everage. 5. Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples... 6. Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me? Yes, YOU 7. Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself 8. Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't. Is the plain, severe and drab' look in this season? 9. Size 12? That's a bit optimistic isn't it? 10. Hi, I'm from Weightwatchers... 11. I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you. All it does is accentuate your roots 12. Excuse me, but since you're obviously colourblind would you like any help? 13. Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that? 14. God, you're fat. Don't you care about yourself? 15. I'm sorry, I owe you an apology. I'm the store detective and I followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really all you...

Public Comments

1. Starred you anyway but not my kind of humor. It tends to hurt people............
2. xD I LOVE those! Especially number 15! I have to try that one day...roflmfao
3. Heartless indeed, but funny!
4. LOL... i'm sooo using these next time i go to the mall and walk into Torrid.
5. LOL very true and funny hope nobody tries them!
6. sounds like something trinnie and susanna would say. lol xxx
7. I don't care if it's heartless. It's funny.
8. Not to bad!
9. Naughty but nice, LOL
10. Hate you, Hate you Hate you - Funny, Funny. I will leave it to the girls.
11. XD LMAO! there are people looking at me funny lol