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Three women?

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night. The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you... then we made love all night long.' The married one then said: 'Well, last night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, plopped his fat ass on the couch and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

Public Comments

1. lol good one!
2. No wonder married women are so easy to please!!
3. HAHAHAHA! LMFAO!!!!! star for you
4. Fabulous!!! Laughed my socks off!!!
5. good
6. Oh, I've heard a different version. At the end, the husband comes home and says 'What. How'd you get here so quickly? And what if my wife finds out?' But yours is still very funny. Good one.
7. That was good! Teehee! I would have jumped the bugger.......
8. Nice.Have a star.
9. Good, except Husband #3 would have called her catwoman not batman.
10. Good one Elric lol
11. sort of dull...not really funny.
12. That was funny E thanks for my Sunday smile x
13. Lol funny but this one has been on here before
14. oh its nice........
15. LOL!
16. as if we married men do that ??? hehe....starred
17. lol
18. Everyone a gem ! (Husband at #3 should have said, "Hey Kimmy, what's for dinner ?") LOL !
19. Lol that was really good.
20. not all married couples are like that,
21. omg.....very funny excellent...awesome....made my day better...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...still wiping my tears from laughing so hard...almost peed laughing!
22. Brilliant!! Typical married male too!!!